Did anyone else find this really sexist? Why did the trailer have to begin with Samus being punched in the kidney like it’s funny? Especially when she didn’t even attack him, she just noticed that he was short and he becomes a nutjob and hits her like that. That’s not cool, Nintendo.
Okay so, first of all: bullshit.
THIS IS A GOD DAMN FIGHTING GAME
THEY DO THIS SHIT ALL THE TIME
IT’S LIKE A GANGBANG ORGY BUT INSTEAD OF COCKS ITS FISTS AND HAMMERS
THEY FUCKING SIGNED UP FOR THAT SHIT
CANT WAIT TO SINK THEIR TEETH INTO A KNUCKLE SANDWICH
SAMUS HAD LIKE TEN ORGASMS FROM THAT PUNCH ALONE
THE REASON WHY WII FIT TRAINER IS PORCELAIN WHITE?
SHE IS COVERED IN SEMEN
Oh no, a woman got hit **IN A FIGHTING GAME**. A woman in a suit of fucking futuristic armor got punched by a guy in boxing gloves!! Oh no! Call the virtual-cops for virtual domestic violence!!
ITS A FIGHTING GAME THEYRE SUPPOSED TO GET PUNCHED YOU MORON
WOULD YOU RATHER THERE BE NO FEMALES IN THE GAME? SO THE POOR DEFENSELESS LADIES DONT GET HURT?
Bet you wouldn’t complain if it was Mario, some little guy with no armor, getting clocked in the face.
also here’s my try at that gothitelle dress
Minette from Skullgirls
this is where shit went down tho, like if u and ur buddies ever had some shit that needed to be settled this is where it went down
"maybe you shouldnt eat all of tha-"
her face is like “bet you never heard that one before”
i only brawl with pink dedede
I cant believe it